Entry 2

January 2, 2013

Entry 2

I am watching comedy right now so I will try not to go astray. Tomorrow I plan to ask out my crush really discreetly. I plan to ask him what he does after school. Then I will ask him if he can show me some tips sometime. I really am excited to wear my new clothes to school. Maybe someone will ask me out on a date. JK you guys. Ok now I'm watching Azis Ansari. He is a comedian that started out on Parks and Rec. He is hilarious. I am so upset because Schooloop the grading site that my school uses to post grades and homework changed its whole layout. I was stunned. I knew something was wrong when I saw the log in screen. But I'm a good person. So I decided that they changed it for the better. But no you now have to do 3 steps to check your progress report. I will let you know how my conversation with Josh Kozicki goes.

Hi all, of course this is Emma and not that homeless guy you met on the subway or on the sidewalk. So this is where i will be making a fake journal. It is based on my life. And you guys do not know who I am talking about.

Amanda Darnsworth

Amanda Darnsworth
Entry 1 January 1 2013
I have to go brush my teeth but I will write when I get back. I'm back. So today I met the most amazing boy. His name is Josh Kozicki. He is the nicest boy I have ever met and I don't know if he feels the same way about me. This week the teacher told me that I was too rambunctious and that i needed to go sit outside for a while. She doesn't understand me at all. I have ADHD so that's why she doesn't get why I'm so rambunctious.She doesn't deal with these kinds of kids a lot. She used to be a kindergarten teacher and i had her for a while but then I got moved to another class because the teacher told my parents she didn't know how to handle me. My parents said that i would have to switch and I nearly burst into tears because my best friend Lanie Alexandra was in that class. My mom told me that i didn't have to switch but she said that the teacher and I might not see eye to eye. So that's why this teacher switched to 9th grade. I'm not the most organized person either. So that's why she gets agitated. She still has a long way to go. In terms of learning about kids with disabilities. She thinks that they can be changed by her scolding them. When really they will have the disorder the rest of their lives. Anyway, my other teachers are nice. I have Crysman for 1,
Waltman for 2, Phyllips for 3, Paderra for 4, Franks for 5, Cloness for 6, and Warster for 7.  I have to go on a walk now. Bye

Hi Emrything is currently undergoing some changes. it will now be a made up diary of a Girl named Amanda Darnsworth. The posts that you loved will still be there. I'm not deleting them. So ladies and gentleman without further ado, I give you the Absolutely fabulous sometimes suckish ultimately intriguing life of Amanda Darnsworth. Thank you Also, all similar characters are purely coincidence. They are not related to any real life persons. Thank you.

The word "gay" used to mean happy
deck the halls with bows of holly
it used to mean jolly
now it's become derogatory
now the use of the word is a sad story
why should though love thy neighbor
except if thy neighbor is gay.
Nowhere does god say this
so why do so many people have to dis.

Guidelines for a joke

It has to be funny

It can't make fun of a minority

minority - a group of certain people ex. gays, mexicans, African Americans, Asians, transgenders

If no one laughs or the person the joke is targeted at doesn't laugh it aint funny.

If you use a symbol against us, or god forbid a word, it's not a joke and you are making fun of someone.

I decided to do this because i see people make race jokes all the time. Not just that. That's not what really disturbs me. It's the queer jokes and the looseness of the f word. and also how people just say oh that's gay. Everytime i stand up to these the attacker says Emma its a joke. like they expect me to let it go. They obviously don't know me.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You say something offhand to me.
I tell you to just let me be.
You say that you don't really see.
I tell you I just need a re free.
passage 2
I ask to please leave me alone
You say that you don't like my tone.
someone calls out sassy
and all I can think is that's not classy
then you keep talking while i ignore you
for this is all i can manage to do.
I don't know why you think i can't hear you
When really all I do is just fear you.
passage 3.
i wake up every morning just to wonder
if I get into a fight and squander
my chances of getting into harvard
or working somewhere like vangard.
i really don't like living in fear.
My morals are the only thing i keep dear.
But every day at 3rd period i have to keep on ignoring you.